Karate Kid Complaining About Losing on DWTS

Whine on, whine off

May 18, 2011 at 4:03PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

So a middle-aged guy is paired with a professional dancer who has legs that look like they're made from python DNA, and when he's bounced off the show, whose fault is it? The judges. Of course.

The playing field is a dancing competition is never level. The only way to make it level would be to identify the people who are the best dancers, and hit them hard in the shin with a rebar before every performance.

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