Joss Stone Murder Plot Foiled

Yikes.

June 15, 2011 at 3:17PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

She's released a statement that says she's absolutely find and getting on with her normal life. Or at least as normal as possible, knowing there were people with swords and a body bag outside your house. But that just might mean they were utter incompetents. What were they planning to do with the swords? Duel? You wake up, there's someone in your room, holding a sword, you either think you're dreaming about "Lord of the Rings" or a sleepwalking World of Warcraft gamer.

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