A schoolgirl writes to Johnny Depp: "We are a bunch of budding young pirates. Normally we're a right handful, but we're having trouble mutinying against the teachers. We'd love it if you could come and help."

With most celebs, that would be the end of it, but this is Mr. Depp. People reports:

After which her friends all gathered around and asked her if she could retrieve the letter she wrote to Mel Gibson.