Getting mad at the paparazzi is one thing; going off on a fan is another. Today's celeb vs. fan showdown features Jody Foster, accused of assaulting a kid because he wanted an autograph. Jody Foster? Yes, says Radar online:

The only celebrity I ever asked for an autograph was David Byrne of the Talking Heads; he came into a bar where I worked, sat by the TV, and had coffee. He asked if I had any aspirin, so I got some from the office. He said thank you and signed a piece of paper and went back to watching a show about pygmies.

Some people have it, some don't.