Jimmy Fallon was back from hiatus on Monday, and amid the usual jokes the "Tonight Show" host had a serious story to tell about how he nearly ripped his finger off in an accident last month.
"I am so happy to be back after a two-week break, I was so excited that I went around the office giving everyone I saw a high four," Fallon quipped to open the show.
"As you can probably tell by the cast I am wearing, I had a bit of a mishap, but all I can say is, 'You should see the other guy.' And he's dead now," he joked, showing the large bandage on his left hand.
Later in the show, Fallon finally revealed the gruesome details of what really happened — and how close he came to losing his ring finger.
"Basically, what happened was I tripped and fell in my kitchen on a braided rug — that my wife loves and I can't wait to burn to the ground — I caught my fall and my finger went sideways," he said.
"I get up and am like, 'Did I just break my finger? This is the lamest thing in the whole world, it looks fake — it looks like a cheap horror movie.'"
Fallon then wrapped his hand in a towel and jumped in a cab for the emergency room, where he was told that it was a thing called "ring avulsion … if you Google it there are graphic images. Basically, my ring got caught on the countertop when I was going down, and it got stuck there and pulled my finger off."