HOUSTON - Last Monday, Christian Ponder got married. On Sunday, he got down on one knee.
Six days after driving to Wisconsin for a stealth wedding, Ponder knelt in the victory formation at the end of an impressive 23-6 road victory over the Houston Texans, one way of proposing that the Vikings are a playoff team.
"Coach Frazier said I should get married every other day," Ponder said.
That may be illegal in Minnesota, but pretty much anything goes in Wisconsin, so it's a possibility.
It's difficult to say whether his marriage or his success proved more surprising to Minnesotans this week. Sunday he faced one of the NFL's strongest teams on the road knowing that a loss would all but eliminate the Vikings from the playoff chase. He completed 16 of 30 passes for 174 yards and a touchdown and no interceptions, although he did fumble once.
He also ran seven times for 48 yards, including a 29-yarder in the fourth quarter during which he looked like he intended to run out the clock, even though there were nine minutes left. He took off right, cut back left, then looked for a patch of turf with the right sleep number before sliding to a stop.
He took the kind of route, at about the same speed, as a fan trying to avoid security personal while streaking.
"I was tired," he said. "So I just slid and said, OK, and gave up."