Fort Myers, Fla. – The Vikings have been cursed by unimaginable moments in big games. The Timberwolves have been cursed by bad management and bad luck, even if you don't believe in the legend of Joey Two-Step, the entertainer who hexed them when fired in the franchise's early years.
"Nobody fires Joey Two-Step!" he said.
Apparently not.
The Wild is too new to claim any historic curses, and the Gophers' ineffectual efforts in football and basketball over the years speak more to institutional torpor than voodoo.
The one team local team that never needed to worry about curses was the Twins. A gift from the nation's capitol, the Twins made it to a World Series in 1965, and won it all in 1987 and 1991.
Today, they might be our most cursed team, in more than one sense of that phrase.
You might notice signs around Hammond Stadium, whether in Tony Oliva's limp, Joe Mauer's new glove, Justin Morneau's absence or the parking lot sign honoring Kirby Puckett. If you are an important Twins franchise player, you might want to carry a rabbit's foot.
Their current franchise player, Mauer, signed a franchise-record contract based on his ability to catch. He missed much of the 2011 season because of a mysterious injury, and has been shifted to first base.