Placing Joe Mauer on waivers was like asking the fire department to extinguish the blaze in your basement meth lab. Some things you don't want to call attention to.
The Twins termed it a routine move. They underestimated what the reaction would be. There was no way for this to end with anything other than a social media blitz, a national media frenzy and a new round of questions about Mauer's worth.
Just when Mauer was nearing the end of a bounce-back season filled with a renewed level of durability and a reminder of his immense skill, his team's management incited another conversation about the size of his contract. A better public-relations move would have been sending out a news release reading: "Plenty of good tickets available as Twins pursue 100 losses."
On a day that should have been reserved for the celebration of the franchise landing the 2014 All-Star Game, we heard jokes about whether Mauer will have to commute from Boston.
If the team placed Mauer on revocable waivers simply as a matter of standard operating procedure, the Twins were naively ignoring the realities of modern media. It's not their fault that so many in the national media misunderstood the implications of revocable waivers, or ignored the presence of Mauer's no-trade clause, but they should understand, as a franchise trying to sell tickets to disgruntled fans to watch an awful team, that perceptions matter.
If they were trying to gauge trade interest in him, the news for the franchise was even worse. No team claimed Mauer, meaning no team wanted to take the risk that the Twins would let Mauer go just to jettison his contract, and that no other team even wanted to use a waiver claim to start a conversation about trading for him.
That might have come as a shock, considering that Mauer has performed to his career standards this year.
Last year, Mauer failed his team. He worked out incessantly while refusing to take the field. He initially balked at playing positions other than catcher when his team was desperate for help.