I was going to write a column today, but I missed my flight, and lost my phone, and got wrapped up in a rerun of "Trailer Park Boys," and who could blame me for taking the rest of the week off?
Then I was going to write for the Star Tribune website, but I had trouble getting my fingers loose, so I decided it would be best for my career if I only wrote for the newspaper.
The millionaire ballplayers on our two most prominent teams need to develop a work ethic, a conscience or a better set of excuses. Many of them failed to distinguish themselves over the last couple of weeks.
Vikings veterans Bernard Berrian (missed flight) and Percy Harvin (lost phone) couldn't quite make it to the passing camp run by rookie quarterback Christian Ponder.
Twins pitcher Kevin Slowey decided he couldn't bring himself to pitch out of the bullpen for a team desperate for competent relievers, and Joe Mauer eased himself into catching duties in Fort Myers while his replacements proved that the newspaper industry is still alive, evidenced by the wet, rolled-up sports sections they swing at the plate.
This is a slacker summer for the two most important teams in town. The lockout has given Vikings players a lengthy vacation that many of them seem intent on extending, and the most disappointing season in Twins history has given individual players reason to seek the comfort of the disabled list.
Amid all of this silliness, two players have distinguished themselves in ways that no statistic will ever measure.
Ponder could be basking on beaches or playing the role of Big Man on Campus in Tallahassee for one last summer. Instead, he is working out with former Cretin-Derham Hall quarterback Chris Weinke.