Next thing you know, Dorothy Hamill will repudiate the wedge. Nothing's sacred:

Because she was pretty and it was the 90s and the idea of looking like the woman over there on the right wasn't exactly the worst thing that could happen? According to some site I found on the internet:

I don't know how they came up with that number, and I was unaware England was a hotbed of Rachelism, but rest assured that those dark days are behind us. Everything is perfect now, and there's not a chance anyone will look back at 2011 and laugh at fashions, color choices, dresses, or hairstyles. We live in an era of stylistic perfection.