LOS ANGELES - J.R. Ewing makes Tony Soprano look like a pussycat -- and we're not just referring to ruthless behavior.
In TNT's new revival of "Dallas," a series that picks up 21 years after the iconic CBS drama ended, we find the oil tycoon in a funk that requires more than weekly visits to a psychiatrist. In fact, he's so depressed that he can only stare silently out the window of a nursing center, dreaming, no doubt, about the days he could ruin lives with that grin of a cat who just ate the canary, along with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Ewing snaps out of it when his estranged son, John Ross, informs him that J.R.'s brother, Bobby, plans to sell Southfork Ranch to a conservatory.
J.R's first words in months: "Bobby was always a fool."
Yes, television's nastiest Cat in the Hat has come back -- but will audiences want to revisit a family awash in luxury cars, country club memberships and fancy duds in such hard economic times?
Larry Hagman is willing to bet the ranch on it.
"You've got to remember that when 'Dallas' got going, we were in a major recession and people couldn't get a baby sitter and go out. They couldn't afford it," said Hagman, who first played the character in 1978. "They had to stay home on Friday nights and watch something, and we were it. Well, here we go again."
New faces, old feuds