The Irish saved civilization, according to the book "How the Irish Saved Civilization," which credited St. Patrick and the Irish monks for keeping literature alive in the Dark Ages.
So, did the Irish bar save city streetscapes?
No. That's a claim too grand for even a Gaelic reveler to make on St. Patrick's Day. But there's something about an Irish pub that brings warmth and cheer to a street.
You know an Irish bar even before you go inside. It's different from any other drinking establishment — an embassy from a green and timeless place magically transported to the chilly streets of Minnesota.
Inside, there are the trappings of Auld Eire: the logos for Guinness and Harp. The shiny brass taps. The great oak bar, which was brought over from Ireland to sanctify the pub and tie it to a tradition that reaches back to the 10th century.
Outside, there's green painted trim and 19th-century ornamentation, and you might think that's a cliché, just a Disney facade at a theme park.
Ah, but sometimes it's quite real.
Marty Neumann, owner of Keegan's Irish Pub in northeast Minneapolis, explains: