On the one hand, you don't have that awesome bird's eye view. On the other hand, you don't have to worry that your parachute won't open.
Those are just a couple of differences between actual skydiving and the indoor version now offered at iFly in Minnetonka near Ridgedale Mall (iflyworld.com/minneapolis).
The vertical wind tunnel, the first of its kind in the state, simulates the sensation of skydiving. It features a giant glass tube 12 feet in diameter and about 35 feet tall. When massive fans drive air up through the cylinder at up to 150 miles per hour, there's enough force to suspend a person in midair.
Unlike real skydiving, there's no gulp-inducing approach to an open aircraft door. Instead, you just step toward a door-shaped opening in the tube, stretch out your arms and lean forward into the rushing air. The instructor guides you into position, and presto, you're floating.
For the experience ($69.95 for two flights) you're outfitted with a jumpsuit, helmet, goggles and tennis shoes, if you don't have the right kind of footwear. After a short video explaining the basic body position (a sort of Superman posture, belly down, limbs extended but slightly bent), you get a quick lesson in the hand signals your instructor will use to advise you to straighten or bend your legs, tilt your chin, relax. (It's too loud inside the tube to hear instructions.)
If you start to spin or drift off course or threaten to bump into the wall, the instructor can gently nudge you back into position. Your jumpsuit has grab handles sewn into it for that purpose. There's also an employee sitting in a glass control booth, adjusting the wind speed for your body weight and size.
It can take a few flights to be able to balance weightlessly on the wind without guidance from the instructor. More flying is needed to learn dazzling acrobatic tricks inside the tube: spins, flips, midair headstands.
Each flight lasts about a minute, longer than many skydiving free falls. Instead of opening a parachute and gently descending to the earth, the instructor simply guides you to the door and you hop out. Then you can watch a replay of your flight on a TV screen. (You can buy a video.) You also can pay for virtual-reality goggles which will give you the sensation of being above Hawaii or the Swiss Alps while you're in the wind tunnel.