Is it always wrong to stereotype human beings?
Are we allowed to call Finns stoic, if only because their national identity was borne of gritting teeth while enduring harsh winters and Russian sieges?
Would it be offensive to note that Finns are like Gophers fans because they battle frostbite and red threats to the East?
On Wednesday, one of Minnesota's favorite Finns, Mikael Granlund, joined a conference call to discuss his new three-year, $17.25 million contract with the Wild. He related this hilarious exchange between himself and countryman Mikko Koivu.
Koivu called to say congratulations and, "You're paying for the next dinner."
Granlund chuckled. Wait until he hears Koivu's new knock-knock joke at training camp.
Granlund and Koivu rarely have much to say. They're gentlemen who don't believe in locker room talk, even in the locker room.
So Granlund didn't reveal much on the conference call. He did say he hopes the Wild can "do some damage" in future playoffs.