Ah, shoot, the TiVo didn't record Idol. Well, I have a series of blog templates for just such an emergency . . . .ah. Here's the capsule Idol post. (See photo above, Lee, emotional at the announcement.)

Obligatory spoiler warning. Comparison with years past. A tear for Simon's departure that suppresses how much we really enjoyed his matchless meanness. Huffy note about a favorite who lost early, just to show we have our own standards independent of the show, followed by an attempt to make an Alice Cooper reference anyone would understand, followed by relief that it's not hip to be an Alice Cooper expert. At least not yet.

Snarky remark about career of a previous winner, and expression of best wishes for this year's Idol! Concluding remarks, and a solicitation of your opinions.

So, what did you think?

PS. I gather from recaps that Janet Jackson performed "Nasty," a song whose video was choreographed by . . . Paula Abdul! What a small world, albeit a nasty one. (Paula's in the video, too, sitting in the movie theater.) Also, Ricky Gervais? Really? I remember when he had this smart hip English cachet, and now it's obvious he'll show up anywhere to get his mug in front of the public. Then again, who would turn down an appearance on the most popular show in the known universe? Is there anyone who doesn't need this kind of exposure? Besides Simon.

Show highlights from a co-blogger: The fast-paced show include everyone and everything but the kitchen sink. Surprised at how many guest performers were 70s throwbacks. Here's a list:

Rhonda Prast, Star Tribune

- Alice Cooper opens show with phalanx of 'students' in preppy garb sporting black paint on eyes and mouths. Could hardly hear him sing....voice gone?

-The BeeGees, Barry and Robin Gibb, sing a medley with Aaron and Siobhan

-Two Michaels sing a duet: Michael McDonald and Big Mike Lynch

- Ricky Gervais gives a tribute to Simon (slightly amusing)

-Parody song by Dane Cook, ending with "Idol' rejects, like William Hung

-Hall and Oates (why were they here?)

-Alanis Morrisette, singing with Crystal

-Carrie Underwood

-Bret Michaels, looking healthy, and outsinging his partner in the duet, Casey James

-Chicago, singing a medley with Lee

-"Pants on the Ground" guy with dancers

- Paula appeared with a speech that was too long and a little spacey. Simon got up on stage, thanked everyone and said, "it's been a blast."

-Janet Jackson, sounding and looking great, did two numbers

-Joe Cocker (sounding pretty bad) sang with Lee and Crystal before the winner was announced.