LOS ANGELES – The floodgates are being reopened.
It's no surprise that Lifetime has remade "Beaches," Garry Marshall's 1988 tear-jerker about the resilience of female friendship through thick and thin (along with screaming matches, jealousy and fatal disease).
Considering that the film still burns bright in people's memories, you'd think the new version would toy a little with the formula, perhaps trace the bond between two gay men or turn "Wind Beneath My Wings" into a hip-hop number.
No such risks here. Aside from pairing white actress Idina Menzel with black actress Nia Long and having the two characters correspond by text, the TV update doesn't mess much with the recipe of the Bette Midler-Barbara Hershey original.
That's a bit of a disappointment because the director is Allison Anders, who burst onto the scene in the early 1990s with bold, original projects like "Gas Food Lodging" and "Grace of My Heart." But Anders may be getting sentimental in her middle age.
"I actually did not see the movie when it first came out, because I was coming up in the scrappy, post-punk generation of the American indies," she said. "Hollywood films, I didn't see that stuff. So when this came around, and I saw Garry Marshall's version for the first time, I was blown away, because I was like, Omigod. This is like raw art, compared to what women get to do on the screen now. It was completely female-driven, as ours is."
So the basic story remains the same: Aspiring singer CC Bloom (Menzel) meets luckless Hillary (Long) on Venice Beach as 11-year-olds. They become instant gal pals and then scrap and sob through one soap-opera plot after another, climaxing in a verbal catfight after CC puts her budding career ahead of Hillary's wedding and father's death.
"Loving you from a distance is better than resenting you in this room," snarls CC in a scene that should ring true for anyone who has felt betrayed by a bestie — or watched an episode of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians."