I'm competitive. I mean, really competitive. I'm the kind of dad who has a hard time letting his children win at Monopoly. When I go biking, I race. To me, there is no such thing as a "friendly" game of cards. Gardening? It's a contest to see who can grow the most and the best.
I'm a competitive driver, too. I accelerate hard and brake hard; the speed limit is more of a guideline than a rule. I count the cars I pass.
My wife and I recently went shopping for a new car. My commute is about 10 miles each way, so we wanted a car that would save a lot on gas. I'm tall, so it had to be roomy enough that I wouldn't lose circulation in my legs. And naturally I wanted performance. It's hard to be competitive when you can't accelerate.
A used hybrid fit the bill perfectly: Good mileage, decent performance, and the tiny engine meant there was a surprising amount of legroom inside.
A hybrid's dashboard isn't like other cars'. Readouts show current and average miles per gallon. Speed is displayed in 2-inch-high numbers that sit front and center, impossible to ignore. There are a bunch of other cool displays covering battery conditions. It was futuristic enough that during the test drive I told my wife, "I feel like I'm driving a video game!"
Little did I know.
The car was supposed to get 40 to 45 mpg. But in my first week of driving, I only got about 35. My wife worried that we had bought a lemon. So the next time I filled up the tank I decided to see how high I could push my mileage, thinking that might offer a clue to what was wrong.
The first thing I noticed was that I got very poor mileage when I was accelerating — and the harder I accelerated, the worse it got.