Oswaldo Arcia clubbed a baseball 416 feet. Detroit's Miguel Cabrera topped him with a 432-foot bazooka, and tacked on a 418 blast for good measure. Trevor Plouffe jolted a ball 369 feet, and Detroit's J.D. Martinez matched him with a 362-foot wallop into the flower pots.
Tigers catcher James McCann even collected an inside-the-park home run that hit the center field wall 400 feet away and ricocheted another 500 feet down the warning track.
So naturally, the hit that cost the Twins the most on Wednesday, the one that broke the tie and propelled the Tigers to a 10-7 victory over the Twins, landed on the pitcher's mound. With five ballplayers surrounding it.
Yeonis Cespedes hit the towering popup, Trevor Plouffe battled the sun before it landed just out of his reach, and Detroit turned that opening into a two-out rally that handed the Twins a loss they could have, should have, avoided in about 10 different ways.
The Twins lost a little dignity in a variety of ways on Wednesday, but even worse, they may have lost their No. 1 starter, their top set-up reliever, and an outfielder, too.
Phil Hughes, in search of his first win of the season, pitched only five innings before pain in his hip forced him out, albeit with a 7-3 lead. He has a mild strain in his hip flexor, putting his next start in doubt.
Meanwhile, center fielder Jordan Schafer slipped on the grass after beating out a bunt single, and left the game with a strained MCL ligament in his right knee. And reliever Casey Fien was removed from the game mid-batter in the ninth, with an undetermined arm injury.
This one would have been hurt even without the parade to the trainer's room, though.