The Oscar ceremony isn't just a tribute to cinema. It's also one of the biggest TV events of the year. Here are scenes that stood out:
It takes two Surrounded by "Moulin Rouge" extras, hosts Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin descended from the ceiling and delivered a fast-paced routine that gently skewered the crowd. In one of the best lines, Martin acknowledged Christoph Waltz' performance as a Jew-hunting Nazi. "Well, Christoph, you've hit the mother lode," he said, gesturing to the audience. And who did the cameras pick to represent the Jews? Our own Ethan Coen. The riskiest joke, and the most rewarding, came from Baldwin, who said that Martin loved "Invictus" because it combined his two favorite things: Rugby and tensions between blacks and whites.
How I met your Oscars Guess it wasn't enough for him to host the other 4,502 award shows. Neil Patrick Harris started the proceedings with a clever number, "No One Wants to Do It Alone," referring to the fact that there would be two hosts. Best line: "This is why Ginger needed Fred. This is why Warren Beatty stayed in bed."
Sinking ship Waltz gave an appropriate acceptance speech -- if he had starred in "Titanic." His ship-oriented analogy left him drowning at the podium and had us wishing he'd consulted Quentin Tarantino beforehand.
Fangirls Bring back Joan Rivers! The red-carpet interviews have become so soft, they might as well just run movie trailers. Kathy Ireland and Sherri Shepherd took fawning to a new level on ABC's pre-Oscar special, with Ireland thanking Zac Efron three times for doing her the honor of plugging himself.
The Dinner Club John Hughes was one of the most important, talented, significant filmmakers of our generation. At least that's the impression you'd get from the surprisingly lengthy tribute to the late writer and director, which included Molly Ringwald, Ally Sheedy, Anthony Michael Hall, Jon Cryer, Judd Nelson and Macauley Culkin, none of whom have a current movie career.
Little women It might have made sense for the orchestra to kick into "Thank Heaven for Little Girls" when Miley Cyrus came out, but for the entrance of 31-year-old Zoe Saldana and 24-year-old Carey Mulligan? Grow up, gang. Speaking of bad musical choices, it seems odd that none of the outstanding-song nominees got to play, but there was time for an excruciatingly long dance tribute to less-than-hummable soundtrack scores.
Am I blue? "Avatar" may not have gotten a nomination for best makeup, but it played a hilarious role in the presentation of the award when Ben Stiller came out dressed as one of James Cameron's aliens. "It was between this and the Nazi uniform, but the show seemed a little Hitler-heavy," Stiller said.
