Which wedding? There was a wedding?
Of all the things Kate Middleton has to worry about in the word, "impressing Martin Bashir" is probably down on the list between returning Fergie's calls and wondering if Spitting Image will regroup and make a puppet out of her. Oh, there's more:
It's not about you, Coop. It really isn't. It's their day. Let them have it. We'll all pay attention to you again after it's over.
