If the accusations against Chad M. Storey are true, give the North Oaks man a big fat A for effort, along with some jail time.
Storey, 34, is accused of concocting an elaborate system of hoses and switches that allowed him to siphon gasoline from another vehicle into his own, all from the comfort of the driver's seat of his shiny red Dodge Ram 1500 4x4.
Storey was charged Tuesday in Ramsey County District Court with one count of possession of burglary tools. The sophistication of the device automatically elevates the charge to a felony, according to sheriff's investigator Tom Rudenick.
All Storey had to do, authorities said, was pull alongside a vehicle, stick a hose in its gas tank, flip a switch under his dashboard to activate an auxiliary fuel pump, then sit back and wait.
Authorities said they could only speculate about whether Storey was reselling gas after they found a valve on his gas tank -- clearly not installed at the factory -- that could be used to empty his tank.
Sheriff's officials demonstrated the siphoning device for reporters Tuesday at the Arden Hills patrol station. It took slightly less than 2 1/2 minutes to siphon 5 gallons from a gas can into the pickup truck. Authorities said it would take 6 to 8 minutes for Storey to steal the 20 gallons needed to fill his tank.
Increase in drive-offs
Sheriff Bob Fletcher said that while authorities don't see many siphon devices, with gas prices over $3 a gallon in the metro area they have seen a "significant increase in the number of gas drive-offs."