SHORTENED SUGARPLUMS
If you don't have the time or endurance for an entire "Nutcracker," St. Paul City Ballet offers "Clara's Dream." Excerpts from the second act will thrill the tiny dancer in everyone for a very Christmas-conscious price. (Dec. 14, Chanhassen High School, $20, and Dec. 15, Macalester College, $15-$20. 651-690-1588, spcballet.org)
You can't get more dramatically classic than Handel's Messiah performed at the Basilica of St. Mary. Tickets for the St. Paul Chamber Orchestra's two concerts Dec. 20-21 with Dale Warland and the SPCO Chorale (Jonathan Cohen conducting) are close to 90 percent sold, but the orchestra also will perform Bach's Brandenburg Concertos Dec. 12-15. ($12-$42, www.thespco.org)
Classical couch potatoes, you're in luck: The Minnesota Opera's 2011 world premiere of "Silent Night," an operatic version of the true story of the World War I Christmas Eve cease-fire that garnered a Pulitzer Prize for composer Kevin Puts, will be broadcast on PBS on Dec. 13. KRISTIN TILLOTSON
CYNICAL ELVES
Brave New Workshop can be counted on to bend a holiday halo or two. This year's show, "I Saw Daddy Marry Santa Claus," folds in current events like gay marriage and the National Security Agency. ($26-$36, bravenewworkshop.com, 612-332-6620)
The one-night-only interactive variety show "Mary Mack's Holiday Meat Raffle Show With Doggie Sweater Competition" is back for a fourth year at a new venue, Cedar Cultural Center (Dec. 19, $10, TheCedar.org). Expect the loosey-goosiest of atmospheres presided over by funny-bunny Mack, including music, comedy and yes, a contest for sweater-wearing dogs. (Register your pooch at marymackcomedy.com.)
Whether or not you're a diehard David Sedaris fan, the stage version of his account of working at Macy's as Crumpet, the world-weary, chain-smoking elf, is the perfect antidote to commercial excess. Frank Theatre's production of "The Santaland Diaries," starring Joe Leary, runs Dec. 13-23 at Cowles Center. ($29, thecowlescenter.org)