Raise your hand if you could have envisioned this scene:
The fourth quarter of a Timberwolves game at Target Center. Chris Johnson -- Chris Johnson? -- steps to the line and, amid chants of "MVP" ringing down from the stands, cans two free throws.
OK, again: Chris Johnson?
On Saturday morning the Wolves, battling a devastating injury bug, signed Johnson and Mickael Gelabale to 10-day contracts. And then, with nothing but a morning shootaround under their belts, never having worn a Minnesota uniform in a regular-season game, the dynamic duo went out and basically won the game.
In a 92-79 victory over Houston -- one that ended a five-game losing streak -- Johnson scored a career-high 15 points. Gelabale had 11, his first NBA points in nearly five years. Together, they scored the Wolves' first 23 points of the fourth quarter. When it was over, the Wolves had gotten a much-needed victory in the strangest way imaginable.
"That's why we signed 'em, right?" asked Andrei Kirilenko, who had a game-high 21 points. "That's why we got 'em."
Afterward, in the Wolves locker room, J.J. Barea went to Johnson and shook his hand. It was unclear whether he was offering congratulations or introducing himself. A few feet away Luke Ridnour -- Gelabale's teammate in Seattle many years ago -- clapped Gelabale on the back and said, "I told 'em, Jelly. I told 'em."
What a night.