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Her leap for charity ended before takeoff

August 18, 2011 at 12:28AM
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Diminutive Fox 9 anchor Alix Kendall required eight staples to close a head wound she suffered Saturday while boarding a plane in Baldwin, Wis., to sky-dive for charity.

"It was an omen, I think, telling me not to sky-dive," Kendall said. After she hit her head, she fell off the stairs to the plane, fully geared up, and hit the ground. Her leg brace and crutches are obvious, but the gash on her heard is not, unless Kendall parts her hair, which she did for me Wednesday.

While on the ground, Kendall said, "I was kind of out of it and I thought, 'Why are they pouring warm liquid on my head?'" She put her hands into her hair and when she removed them, "They were just covered in blood. It was nasty."

She remembers being told to watch her head, but she thought the instruction was meant for when she got inside the plane. Claiming a height of 5-foot-1, Kendall doesn't encounter many doorways that require her to duck.

"There was somebody who said he was a doctor, popped in and put gauze around my head to get pressure to stop my head from bleeding. I just laid there and then I tried to stand up and couldn't stand up very well," said Kendall. "I signed pages and pages of essentially we-will-not-sue-you paperwork beforehand; I understand that. But they weren't exactly rushing to my aid, either."

Luckily, Kendall's significant other Ed and her daughter Kaitlyn, 9, were present. "Kaitlyn did not like seeing all that blood," said Kendall, who was able to gather her wits and comfort her daughter by telling her it looked worse than it was.

"I looked for some of the people at [the sky-diving facility] and didn't see anybody around. I walked in and asked the people at the counter, 'Where's the nearest hospital?' They told us: It was close, about a mile and half down the road."

Sky diving was on Kendall's bucket list, but never at the top. After this incident, it's probably off the list of things she wants to accomplish in this lifetime.

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Big shots, big steaks at Manny's

The Secret Service checked out Manny's Steakhouse in advance of House Speaker John Boehner's Tuesday night dinner with Republican lobbyist John Milne.

A former member of the Minnesota State Lottery board and former 3M lobbyist based in D.C., Milne is senior veep of Capitol Management, also based in D.C.

Doggin' it

Presidential candidate Michele Bachmann ate a much-celebrated corn dog at the Iowa State Fair. Add that to the list of activities she should not be photographed doing, along with swinging (that's a form of dance) with husband Marcus Bachmann.

Even gossip Perez Hilton got in on the fun with a Photoshopped image of Bachmann sharing a corn dog with Texas Gov. Rick Perry. Good night, Elvis!

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Kardashed again

William and Debra Humphries, talk show host Wendy Williams has your backs.

The Minnesota parents of Kris Humphries, who's set to marry Kim Kardashian Saturday in California, were not on the invitations, which begins: "Kris and Bruce Jenner request the pleasure of your company at the marriage of their daughter, Kimberly Kardashian ..."

In a video attached to Williams' Twitter account, she said, "Even though the Humphries are not paying for this wedding and the Kardashians are the first family of firstdom, I think out of respect you're supposed to have both sets of parents' names on a wedding invitation. This is this young man's first marriage. What are your thoughts? I think it's very disrespectful, but you're dealing with the Kardashians."

Well, Williams is wrong, according to my retired PR and protocol expert, a woman I call Mom.

"The old-fashioned way was that they don't put the groom's parents on the invitations, just the bride's parents, because they are usually hosting the wedding," said Mother. "Lately, some have been putting both sets of parents on the invitation, if they are helping pay for it. These days they write all kinds of things on invitations that shouldn't be there."

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Word has it that the Jenners are not paying much, if anything, as vendors may be comping their services because they will get mentioned on "Kim's Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event," set to air on E! over two nights in October.

This may be an extraordinarily extravagant marriage that makes money for the bride and groom, who've reportedly been house-hunting around Lake Minnetonka. Kim apparently likes how she hasn't been hassled while shopping at Lunds.

By the way, Williams' summer bus tour stops here next week. I've heard talk of her going to the State Fair and guest co-hosting the "Fox 9 Morning Buzz." Fox 9 is arranging for me to play in Wendy's wig for an hour. Feel it, feel it, get your "How you doin'" ready.

C.J. is at 612.332.TIPS or cj@startribune.com. E-mailers, please state a subject -- "Hello" doesn't count. Attachments are not opened, so don't even try. More of her attitude can be seen on Fox 9 Thursday mornings.

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