Hennepin County beat: Best show in town is outside Hennepin County courtrooms

April 10, 2013 at 4:25AM
Seen from inside Minneapolis City Hall, across the street from the Hennepin County Government Center, pedestrians make their past the north plaza in Minneapolis, MN, Friday, May 4, 2012.
The Hennepin County Government Center, seen from inside Minneapolis City Hall, in May 2012. (Star Tribune/The Minnesota Star Tribune)
The fashion at the Hennepin County Government Center makes for great diversion: faux fur red boots, a middle-age woman in a T-shirt that reads "American Dream Girl," a man on his way to court in a red satin jacket with bejeweled wings and a cross on the back.

As the poorest and the powerful pass through the 24-story building's skyway level, the eavesdropping is at least as entertaining. Overheard snippets Tuesday provide a peek into the panoply of passersby.

First judge to second judge: "I settled a case for you today."

Second judge: "Was it a big one?"

First judge: "No. A little automobile thing."

Second judge: "A case is a case."

Man on cellphone: "So then they're going to ask, 'Why didn't you throw her out then?' ... I understand what you're saying, I'm just trying to appease the court."

Defendant to lawyer: "I've already missed so much work and I'm paying for parking."

Lawyer to pregnant law clerk: "Wow. You're about to pop that sucker out."

Law clerk: "Eight weeks; I need a body brace."

Woman on the phone talking about child support: "I don't know how to find him or anything."

Men leaving the building: "I ain't talking about the judge. I'm talking about the prosecutor, I've seen her work."

Cop to receptionist, pointing out a middle-aged man passing by: "I arrested him when he was a juvenile; I'm almost positive."

Woman on information desk phone asking which courtroom a friend is in: "No, he had a domestic."

Security guard at metal detector to man passing through: "You must have that [urine analysis] testing thing."

Man: "Yeah, I'm right on time."

Guard: "Have a good one."

Man: "I'd be having a good one if I wasn't here."

Several passing lawyers and judges to seemingly lurking newspaper reporter: "What are you doing?"

Rochelle Olson • 612-673-1747 Twitter: @rochelleolson

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Rochelle Olson is a columnist on the Minnesota Star Tribune Editorial Board focused on politics and governance.

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