The day began with Byron Buxton uttering the word "hamate," creating panic, and ended with Max Kepler taking a pitch off his shin, creating pandemonium.
With Buxton, Miguel Sano, Jason Castro and Robbie Grossman out of the lineup because of injuries, the Twins scored two runs in the bottom of the ninth to beat the White Sox 5-4 Thursday at Target Field, their fourth consecutive victory.
The winning run scored when Kepler took a pitch to the leg with the bases loaded, making him the first Twin since current manager Paul Molitor to produce a walkoff limp.
"I don't remember that," Molitor said. "I don't even know if we had free gum in the dugouts back then."
As August ends, the physically battered, emotionally buoyant Twins have a better record after 133 games than did the 1987 Twins, who won a World Series.
Should these Twins be compared to the champs? Logically, no, but what does logic have to do with anything this season? A team that lost 103 games last year has used 50 players, 35 pitchers, 16 starting pitchers, 16 rookies and 12 players making their major league debut, yet is passing the '87 team like a shark passing Michael Phelps, closing in on the Yankees for the first wild-card spot.
Perhaps most important, a franchise that has felt cursed since Kirby Puckett woke up blind in 1996 had reason to feel lucky. Buxton said his hamate hurt. Hamate injuries end seasons. Turns out his hand is bruised but not broken, and his hamate is not involved.
"I was scared," Buxton said. "It's sore. But when I found out it wasn't broken, I said, 'Tape me up and let's go.' I don't want to miss any of this."