This has a payoff that's all better for the element of surprise and the quantity of incompetence that preceded it. Look in the upper-middle area to find the scooter-driver who collided with a car, then follow the worst minute of his life.
It is critical that you watch to the very end.
YOU THERE I hate to keep banging this gong - well, not really; I rather enjoy it - but this grates on me almost as much as LOL, Today's utterly irritating second-person headline is from the Daily Dot: 9 Foods you're totally eating wrong. As if they know. "Nine Clever Ways to Eat Food" would suffice, no? When did the internet become such a bossy clod?
Ever since the rise of the phrase "You're doing it wrong," that's when. That was nine years ago, according to knowyourmeme.com:
Google Trends notes that the phrase started to take off in 2007.
So now YOU know.
SO YOU'RE READING A BLOG POST Recall those Simpsons episodes in which someone reads a pamphlet, and it's titled "So You're Going to Become Morbidly Obese," or something like that. I think there was one in the waiting room in "Beetlejuice" - "So You're Dead," perhaps. There's a reason for the cliche: that's how pamphlets were titled.
It's an employee hand book from 1949. Or "employe," to use the curious spelling of the day. A sample from the section explaining how things work:
