Fair warning: You're either going to be really hungry after reading this story, or you're going to lose your appetite.
Delano lad Eric "Silo" Dahl currently is ranked the nation's top student eater by the National Collegiate Competitive Eating Association. He has, for lack of a better term, burst upon the scene, racking up victory after victory since discovering what we'll call a knack for eating immense amounts of food in minutes.
Dahl, 20, contends that competitive eating is a sport not only of physical prowess, but also of mental toughness. In any case, it draws a crowd, such as the 30,000 at the Famous Nathan's hot dog-eating contest July 4 on New York City's Coney Island, where eating legend Joey Chestnut ate 62 hot dogs in 10 minutes to earn $10,000.
"Some say it's like a car accident," Dahl said. "You don't really want to look, but you can't look away."
At 6 feet 3 and 220 pounds, Dahl calls to mind a young Joe Mauer (sorry, Joe) with his dark good looks, long sideburns, sweet demeanor and ability to sling statistics. Such as:
• The Burnsville Rack Shack BBQ's Hobo Challenge: Eating within one hour three 2-pound Hobos -- a large baked potato covered with mac'n'cheese, beans, creamed corn, a choice of turkey, pulled pork or brisket, topped with coleslaw.
No contender had ever succeeded. Dahl ate all 6 pounds of food in 5 minutes and 23 seconds.
• The Plymouth Dickey's BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich Contest: Within a 6-minute time frame, Dahl ate nine 7-ounce sandwiches.