Not in this lifetime, they said. But they went ahead and did it anyway.
That was the storyline for both the Guns N' Roses tour that came to Minneapolis on Sunday and the venue where it landed, U.S. Bank Stadium.
Polls showed the new Vikings megastructure faced as much opposition from taxpayers as the idea of a classic GNR reunion had from frontman Axl Rose. Money talked in both instances, though, and almost 50,000 fans filed into USBS on Sunday to hear "Welcome to the Jungle" played by its originators.
Only the third concert at the new football stadium, it was also the first time Rose performed in Minnesota with his "Jungle"-era guitar hero Slash and bassist Duff McKagan in 25 years, going back to when they played USBS' ill-remembered predecessor, the Metrodome, with Metallica in 1992. Thus, the sold-out show was as much a test of the old bandmates' revived chemistry as it was another trial run for the new stadium, which will also host U2 and Coldplay in coming weeks.
Fans at least got their money's worth on one of those fronts: GNR delivered an intense, tight and lengthy performance that might have surpassed anything the band could've offered in their late-'80s (drug-addled) prime.
As for the stadium, USBS did not live up to its billion-dollar price tag Sunday. The acoustics were decent on the floor and lower sides but echoey and muddied toward the back and in the upper levels. Congestion was a big problem again, too.
Many fans missed GNR's opening songs "It's So Easy" and "Mr. Brownstone" due to long beer and restroom lines and the stadium's weirdly unnavigable hallways. What is this world coming to if a GNR lover can't get a beer without a big hassle (never mind the hefty $11 price tag)?
Of course, many of those fans may have been caught off guard by the fact that GNR actually took the stage on time, just after 8:30 p.m. In the old days, that was about the time Rose got out of bed.