Neil Gorsuch is a writer's judge.
I offer only a halfhearted apology for probably investing too much importance in this fact.
The ability to turn a graceful phrase, or to simplify a complicated legal argument with an earthy metaphor — or to make both a joke and a point with a single rhetorical flourish — these skills, I confess, may not be proof positive that a nominee is fully qualified for a seat on the U.S. Supreme Court.
But they are weighty evidence in his favor in my courtroom. And since, as a writer and editor first (and a court watcher about fifth) I can't deny this bias — this suspicion that writing clearly and thinking clearly are different facets of one jewel — I might as well share a few exhibits in the case for Gorsuch.
Judge Gorsuch, of course, is President Trump's choice to replace the late Antonin Scalia on the Supreme Court — and Trump promised to deliver a nominee in Scalia's image. It will horrify some while delighting others that to read Gorsuch's opinions is indeed to be reminded of Scalia — not only, but also not least, in his writerly flair.
Scalia was a wickedly witty essayist, often criticized for intemperance in his prose, seldom for dullness. He was always ready to ridicule what he considered colleagues' mistaken reasoning as "interpretive jiggery-pokery" or "sweet-mystery-of-life jurisprudence" or to sneer that it reminded him not of "disciplined legal reasoning" but of "the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie."
Gorsuch is gentler in skewering colleagues on the 10th Circuit Court of Appeals. If installed on the nation's highest court, maybe he'll cut deeper. But for now, the backhanded compliment is his style, as here, invoking a famous quotation from Charles Dickens:
"Often enough the law can be 'a ass — a idiot' and there is little we judges can do about it, for it is (or should be) emphatically our job to apply, not rewrite, the law enacted by the people's representatives. Indeed, a judge who likes every result he reaches is very likely a bad judge … . I admire my colleagues today, for no doubt they reach a result they dislike but believe the law demands — and in that I see the best of our profession … . It's only that, in this particular case, I don't believe the law happens to be quite as much of 'a ass' as they do."