EVANSTON, ILL. – The Gophers could have played the equivalent of three football games Saturday and they would not have scored.
They could've played until Wednesday and they wouldn't have scored. Heck, they could have played to infinity and the result would have been the same.
Zilch, nothing, nada, punt.
The Gophers made offense appear more complicated than molecular biology in a 27-0 shellacking at the hands of the Northwestern Wildcats on a blustery day at Ryan Field.
They couldn't pass the ball. They couldn't run the ball. They couldn't block anyone.
Jerry Kill didn't have many answers afterward, either.
"Wish I could snap my fingers," he said.
Even a magic wand might not fix this mess. Five years into Kill's regime, his offense looks both clueless and hopeless.