P.J. Fleck is a human hurricane, a torrent of energy who believes sitting still for longer than 30 seconds is procrastinating. He's a sloth's antithesis.
So let's check in to see how the Gophers football coach is handling self-quarantine at home.
"We're staying plenty busy," he said in the least shocking news ever.
"We got a puppy," he continued.
Bella, a 2 ½-pound Maltipoo who is house-trained now and is reported to be low maintenance, high energy.
Fleck's mornings include a workout with wife Heather on an interactive home fitness system called Mirror. Nights feature virtual euchre tournaments with friends in Michigan and little, if any, TV watching.
Fleck and Heather also have a dinner date planned in which they're going to dress up like they are headed out to their favorite restaurant, except they'll dine at Chez Fleck.
Then there's the business of trying to prepare a football team that should begin the season ranked in the top 15 nationally without knowing if the season will be delayed or possibly even canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic. Fleck has discussed contingency scenarios with his staff in case stay-at-home orders extend long enough to disrupt the season.