We sleep in a little later. We eat a few more helpings of cheesy hot dish. We trade a hot Saturday date for a made-for-TV movie and consider it a day well done. It's winter in the Twin Cities, and options for entertainment are limited. Or are they?
Everyone's an expert here when it comes to summer outings, but many of us forget that we can have a good time outdoors when lacy tights give way to long johns. Sure, the piles of snow lessen the appeal of a picnic, and blistering winds turn the Lake Calhoun eye candy into jogging pronto pups. But don't fret. There's plenty to do, and it all depends on your willingness to use what your mama (Nature) gave you: snow, ice and frozen tundra.
As a proud born-and-raised Minnesotan, it's embarrassing to admit how poor a job I've done with my seasonal sport skills. But the advantages of a good winter pastime are underrated, not only for health reasons, but for their fun factor. Slippery surfaces consistently offer chances to point and laugh at cocky friends, and a light snowfall can be disgustingly romantic.
So buy yourself a warm hat, collect your mismatched mittens and gloves until you can fake a pair, and get out into the wild. Here are a few ideas you and your shut-in friends, or lover(s), should check out before that "Top Model" marathon actually becomes appealing.
Sledding
Zooming downhill headfirst, your fate depends on the course of a slim toboggan, where one tiny bump could result in a stinging washout. Sledding is almost always a good idea. Exhilarating downhill and exhausting uphill, riding the plastic magic carpet is a fun way to integrate a workout into your play date. And it's a quick cure for cabin fever that can easily be accompanied with some spiked hot cocoa.
- Theodore Wirth Park, 1339 Theodore Wirth Pkwy., Mpls., www.minneapolisparks.org: The largest park in Minneapolis, Theo Wirth has a killer sledding hill I've called a favorite since my mittens were connected by strings. The top of the hill offers a beautiful view of the skyline and a real quick trip down. The slope's lack of lights makes it a terrifying experience at dusk.
- Columbia Recreation Area, 3300 Central Av. NE., Mpls., www.minneapolisparks.org: A collection of various-sized hills makes sledding at Columbia a choose-your-own-adventure. Tube rentals and concessions are available in the clubhouse.
- French Regional Park, 12605 County Rd. 9, Plymouth, and Hyland Lake Park Reserve, 10145 Bush Lake Rd., Bloomington (both at www.threerivers parkdistrict.org): Only short drives out of the city, both French and Hyland Lake light their hills for a daring pre-dinner activity with your crush.
Snow-tubing
Chubby cousin to the sled, the snow tube is a fun alternative when you need a more organized adrenaline rush. Tube rentals, groomed paths and tow ropes mean all you need to do is show up, belly flop onto the doughnut and hold on. The only drawback is that the process usually requires a bit more cash. Most of the big ski/snowboard parks, such as Buck Hill and Afton Alps, also have pretty extensive tubing options.
- Badlands Sno-Park, 772 Kinney Rd., Hudson, Wis., www.badlands-snopark.com: A state away, and $10 to $13 per person, but it's a tube lover's dream come true. Badlands has a series of hills for tubers of all "skill" levels, including a bunny slope, moguls and the "big" hill. It's OK to feel a bit intimidated.
- Trapp Farm Park, 841 Wilderness Run Rd., Eagan, www.cityofeagan.com: The Trapp Farm's downfall may be the lack of a tow rope, but it's cheap at $2.50 per person. The hill is only open on the weekends and it maxes out at 75 tubers.
Cross-Country Skiing
A snowboarder at heart, I've been hesitant to step into some skis and slide around like a fool. I decided to give it a try and use it as an excuse to hang out with my 75-year-old buddy, Ted King. A longtime family friend, Ted and I set off for my first cross-country ski experience at Theodore Wirth golf course. The temperature was perfect, and I could faintly hear the snow melting from the trees. Ted slipped a pear in my pocket in case we got "thirsty," and told me that if I was going to fall, I should slide on my "boompa." I did fall once -- face down, legs and skis braided in the air. Ted's laugh echoed through the trees as spandex-suited experts soared past on the trail. It was a comical winter afternoon worth repeating.
Most groomed trails require a pass, either through Minneapolis Parks or the Three Rivers Park District. Many parks have reasonably priced ski rentals.