The police have never knocked down Rich Neumeister's door in the middle of the night. They haven't rifled through his files, tapped his phone or done anything else that explains Neumeister's lifelong vigilance against government invasion of privacy.
He's just a weird guy. And I'm not talking about his wild bushy mustache that looks like a drowned mouse.
To put food on the table, Neumeister drives disabled people around. He also sold clean and dirty magazines at Shinders before it closed in 2007. His paying jobs give him time for his true passion: Haunting the Capitol to advocate for privacy protections and open government.
"In all my years of doing the stuff I've done, I've never used my access or knowledge to gain something for myself personally," he said, and it shows.
Neumeister's latest obsession is a little electronic box that police use to track people by the location of their cellphones. The government says that if it releases even basic information about its "Kingfish" and "Stingray" technologies, the bad guys will figure out a way to defeat it. So they have gone to extraordinary lengths to shield records of "cellular exploitation" devices, withholding even basic details about what they have and how they use them.
Despite that, Neumeister has persuaded Hennepin County to give him its contract with manufacturer Harris Corp. and the agreement that the sheriff's office signed pledging not to talk to anyone about its tracking gadgets. Neumeister's lobbying played a decisive role in the Legislature's bipartisan vote this session to require "tracking warrants" before these devices can be deployed.
Last week, Neumeister, 59, told me his story while contemplating the unfamiliar flavors of miso soup and edamame at a downtown Japanese restaurant.
He fully embraces the "weird guy" moniker, bestowed upon him by a City Pages article in 2002. Forget the hair, or the paper-spilling briefcase. What's weird is his unerring faith in the institutions of American society, and the ability of one relentless guy with no money but loads of time and brains to make a difference.