Boasts an unbeatable track record without ever having to chase after an ambulance.
Boldly goes where no man has gone before, with time left over for ego trips.
He loves ya, baby, unless you're on the wrong side of the law.
Be late with the rent at your own peril.
Woke up this morning, got himself a gun.
"Perry Mason" TV show Detective Drake (William Hopper, left) and Perry Mason (Raymond Burr). File photo. ORG XMIT: MIN2013080215364438 (The Minnesota Star Tribune)
William Shatner as he appeared in the television series "Star Trek." Undated file photo. ORG XMIT: MIN2013080215374540 (The Minnesota Star Tribune)
FILE - This 1999 file photo provided by HBO, shows James Gandolfini as mob boss Tony Soprano, in an episode from the first season of the HBO cable television mob series, "The Sopranos." HBO and the managers for Gandolfini say the actor died Wednesday, June 19, 2013, in Italy. He was 51. (AP Photo/HBO, Anthony Neste, File) ORG XMIT: MIN2013071910490425 ORG XMIT: MIN1307191053280130 (The Minnesota Star Tribune)
Larry Hagman as J.R. Ewing in the 1996 made-for-television movie "Dallas: J.R. Returns." Photo by Charles Bush provided by CBS Inc. ORG XMIT: MIN2013080215401941 (The Minnesota Star Tribune)
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