When the Timberwolves plucked David Kahn to lead them in May 2009, he immediately set out to make Target Center the Disneyland of the NBA.
The Happiest Place on Earth.
In one breath, he dismissed the notion that building a championship team in cold, snowy Minnesota is an inherently doomed proposition, and in the next he hired coaches Kurt Rambis, Bill Laimbeer and Reggie Theus to prove recognizable names indeed will come to the frozen tundra.
He also set out gathering a collection of runners and jumpers -- long and athletic, don'tcha know? -- chosen to complement the mythological Ricky Rubio, no matter how young, wild or mismatched they were.
He did so because players love to run and gun and if Minnesota is really going to be an attractive NBA destination and if Target Center is really going to be the Happiest Place on Earth, well ...
But that plan left out one little thing:
Winning, at least in this generation.
Enter Rick Adelman.