MANKATO – If there is intelligent alien life out there and it does indeed make its way to planet Earth, don't be surprised if some little green fella wants to know why Kevin McDermott makes $275,000 more than the president of the United States.
No offense, Kevin. None taken.
"It's funny," said the Vikings' $675,000 long snapper. "In high school, I had a coach who had been in the NFL. He pulled me aside one day and said, 'Keep snapping that ball and you could make some money.' But I didn't know I'd be blessed to make this much money."
The coach who pulled McDermott aside was Darryl Hammond, a receiver who had brief stints with the Saints (1989) and Jets (1990) before playing 16 seasons in the Arena League. A man doesn't hang around football that long and not fully respect the value of the placekicking specialists in a multibillion-dollar industry where even the best and worst of 32 teams often are separated by a single field goal.
And, besides, there's no way the president of the United States, the leader of the free world, can spread his feet, bend over and spin a football exactly 8 yards, making 3½ rotations so that the laces are pointing straight up when the holder receives the ball. At least not in full pads while on the clock.
"The get-off time from my snap to Blair [Walsh] kicking it is 1.3 seconds," McDermott said. "So that's our goal."
Whoa. Wait a minute, Kevin. The kicker disagrees. Or at least he's not one to round up willy-nilly to the nearest tenth of a second.
"You want anywhere from 1.27 to 1.32," Walsh said. "If you do that, you're solid and you won't get blocked. It's very, very detailed."