The classified ad read, "I will take bullets for you." And he did.
Londoner Toby Smith met me on a bluff overlooking the border between Iran and Turkmenistan on a recent afternoon armed with an M416 assault rifle. One minute and 15 seconds later, he was dead. He died the second time 3 minutes and 37 seconds after our meeting. His third death didn't come for an additional 5 minutes or so.
While the many deaths weren't real, the money that Smith charged for the protection was. The 15-year-old high school student is one of several gamers who have begun to hire out their services as virtual bodyguards, digital guns-for-hire in popular military first-person shooter video games.
I recently tracked down and hired two of these in-game bodyguards, teens who excel at "Battlefield 3" and advertise their services online, charging other gamers about $8 for a half-hour of in-game protection.
The services the two provided went far beyond just protecting me as I tried to kill other online players. They offered tips, revived and healed me when I was injured and brought me to their favorite in-game sniping spots, like hunting guides.
Smith, a well-spoken high schooler from Southampton in southern England, said he came up with the idea of offering his services as a hired gun after struggling to survive in matches of "Call of Duty" and "Battlefield" when he first started playing online.
"I used to think, 'I wish one of my friends would go 'round the game with me and give me a hand,'" he said. "And that's all it is, really! It's been the trend for games at the moment to encourage personal gain vs. good teamwork, so my service allows customers to feel like they are part of a well-oiled machine, not a walking bullet magnet."
In his online ad, Smith summarized how his service works: "I will be by your side the entire time and will fight for you, keeping enemies away from you, protecting you when you snipe, even SACRIFICING MY LIFE to save yours."