Hey, have you heard? The Wild starts the NHL playoffs Thursday at Dallas.
That news is not a secret — more like a friendly reminder in case it slipped your mind.
Could there be any less excitement for a playoff appearance than a chorus of crickets chirping around the Wild's fourth consecutive postseason berth?
Hello, is this mike on?
A series of developments conspired to create an unmistakable sense of doom and gloom around the Wild in its series against Minnesota's previous NHL tenant.
As much as Wild players and coaches hate the term, the Wild "backed into" the playoffs as the No. 8 seed after losing five consecutive games to close the regular season. The team's 87 points were the fewest of any playoff team in the shootout era.
The Wild's best player, Zach Parise, could miss the postseason after suffering a significant back injury.
And this opponent, the high-scoring, top-seeded Stars, looks determined to make a run at the Stanley Cup.