Freshly caught fish was seldom on the dinner menu at my boyhood home in southern Iowa. In the years before the DNR there dammed the Des Moines River into manmade lakes, we didn't have many close-to-home angling options. But on the rare occasion perch was "what's for dinner," my mom always served it with quarter-sized hunks of hard bread. This was insurance against the dreaded fish bone caught in the throat, a kind of baked ramrod to be swallowed immediately after each bite of fish.
Thankfully I have progressed beyond the fish-scaling spoon and the pick-the-flesh-from-the-bones eating technique. But I'm still not completely confident in my fish filleting skills. If your fishing fraternity is like mine, there is normally one person who is the designated fish filleter. If you're still happy to hand your fish over to someone else to clean, this photo essay is for you.
It's a step-by-step method on how to do your fish justice; to revere the hard-won resource; to end up with the perfect fillet -- no bones about it.
My go-to guy for fish cleaning is Kenton Anderson of Minnetonka. He learned this technique 30 years ago from Terry Kecheski, a commercial fisherman on the Canadian side of Namakan Lake. Anderson has honed his filleting skills on the shores of Lake Vermilion, where he has a cabin.
Here is Anderson's technique:
STARTING OUT
Apply some blunt-force anesthesia to the fish's head. A flopping fish can lead to filleted fingers.
FIRST CUTS
With the fish on its back, Anderson makes his first incision -- a deep cut just behind the pectoral fins. Then, turning the fish's belly away from him, he continues the cut to the spine. He then turns the blade horizontal and feels the knife's way down the spine toward the tail, stopping about an inch short of where the tail begins.
SHEARING SKIN
Flipping the fish lengthwise, Anderson then shears the skin off the fillet by sawing the blade away from him. Note: If you intend to transport the fish you must leave 1 square inch of skin on the fillet. The second fillet is removed in the same manner.