Detroit – Monday afternoon, on Opening Day at Comerica Park, the national anthem was performed by the Four Tops.
The Twins were so impressed they got a hit for each, plus a Top to be named later.
Not much of interest happened Monday to commemorate Paul Molitor's debut as Twins manager. There was little pomp and lousy circumstance, as the Twins lost 4-0 to David Price and the Tigers, the game ending when Joe "It's Quittin' Time" West called Torii Hunter out on a checked swing, then headed for the exit like a wanted man at an FBI convention.
It's not often a Hall of Fame player manages his first game for his hometown team, but nobody makes a big deal out of it.
After the game, I asked Molitor if he was going to keep a memento. He admitted he hadn't thought about it, then grabbed the lineup card, which was creased but not crumpled.
"I didn't think about that" he said. "I probably should keep something. I didn't overly crinkle it. You think I would have, twisting it in my pocket the way I did. It probably looks a little better game-worn, anyway."
He picked up the card and said, "Yeah, I think I'll keep that."
Molitor didn't make any grand speeches about his debut, and his players didn't buy him a cake. Not even the other Cretin-Derham Hall alum who became a Twin.