The king and his court trade barbs atop a castle wall out Shakopee way as a motley crew, hundreds strong, awaits the opening of the gates to the Minnesota Renaissance Festival.
They bear vestments not unlike those of the royal coterie. Draped in a massive gray cloak, Andrew Nugent, 23, of Warroad gropes around inside his tall brown wizard's hat when a comely wench dashes by and fairly shouts, "Is this your little friend in there?"
Welcome to the rambunctious, often randy Ren Fest, where Minnesotans annually shed their passive-aggressive ways and don the attire and argot of a bygone era.
And that's not even counting the actual performers, many of whom hail from Minnesota and make their living at such festivals nationwide.
Both groups help make the Ren Fest so, well, festive, not to mention it being one of the year's foremost people-watching events.
If the garb fits ...
At least a third of the fans awaiting the 9 a.m. commencement of festivities dress in period garments. The wizardly Nugent epitomizes their approach: "I'm just showing up as I want to be," he says.
Nearby, a fair-haired maiden with a sweet smile, Liz Wahlstedt of Eagan, wears a chaplet and a brown dress that she says is supposed to look 14th-century Italian.