It's time for the Minnesota State Fair. You know what that means.
It's going to be hot. It's going to be crowded. Everything downwind is going to smell like pork chops on a stick. Parking will be a nightmare and so will the line for all-you-can drink milk.
It's going to be wonderful.
Close to 2 million people are expected to get together for the Great Minnesota Get-Together this year, circling back to ride the same rides, eat the same foods and pat the same livestock they do every year.
The fair is a place of cherished, unchanging traditions. So when something does change, it's a big deal — like last year's $15 million fairground face-lift that razed the old Heritage Square in favor of the new upscale West End Market and transit hub.
This year, it's a bigger deal that some things have barely changed at all.
Ye Old Mill will celebrate its 100th anniversary at the fairgrounds this year. Art and agriculture enthusiasts will return for their 50th year of competitive crop art. There will be pumpkins the size of ponies. There will be huge, unwinnable stuffed animals on the Mighty Midway. There will be calves coming out of cows in the Miracle of Birth barn and princess heads coming out of butter blocks in the dairy barn. There will be buckets of Sweet Martha's Cookies and scalding heaps of deep-fried cheese curds.
As long as there's been a state of Minnesota, there's been a Minnesota State Fair — longer, if you count the four years of territorial fairs before 1859. Generation after generation returns to the tree-shaded boulevards of the 130-year-old fairgrounds to ride century-old rides and see shows in the century-old grandstand.