We owe Rabbi Hayim Herring, executive director of St. Louis Park-based STAR (Synagogues: Transformation and Renewal), a big smile for tipping us off to the Twitter account of Rabbi Rami Shapiro.
Shapiro, a professor of religious studies at Middle Tennessee State University, is an award-winning author, poet, essayist and educator. He's also a first-rate smart aleck.
He has picked up on the growing number of religious organizations sending out daily inspirational messages via e-mail, Facebook and other electronic media. His, however, come with a twist: After he cites the inspiring message, he provides his own comic take.
Some of his recent offerings:
"Live in a way that you touch everyone you meet." But first hire a good lawyer.
"Don't let circumstances defeat you." Quit first.
"Organize your difficulties and prioritize your problems." This is a lot easier than actually dealing with them.
"Believe your beliefs, doubt your doubts." And live redundantly ever after.