Fab. We're Glad.

Happy Thanksgiving Eve, which isn't a real holiday. Yet. Give them a few years and it'll be a special shopping day, with stores opening at 12:01 AM.

WEB 2.0 I love stories about spectacular web flameouts. Not because it's fun to read about people who dared and tried and made something new, only to fail, thereby justifying the sad, timid lives of those who never aspire to anything. No, it's because there's hubris and delusion and BS like a triple-twist soft-serve cone. I mean, c'mon:

It's a story about a guy whose current project is going the way of his previous project. s Fastcompany says:

Here's something you can get on Fab today.

Yes, I can see why they have $100 mil in the bank.

GO HOME, COOP This article collects some tweets by David Lynch and pronounces him drunk.

Ha! Except those tweets don't show up in his twitter feed. Most of his tweets are quite normal.

PASS If you're on the lookout for headlines that sum up things you weren't looking for, here are two possibilities:

Watch Prince William Singing Livin' On A Prayer With Jon Bon Jovi And Taylor Swift

Pass. Or:

Pentatonix Performs The A Cappella Version Of 'Little Drummer Boy' You've Been Waiting For

I've been waiting for news I'll never have to hear "Little Drummer Boy" again. I'd rather hear Bolero at half-speed.

I think it says more about the actual quality of Malevich's work, divorced from historical context, than it does about the stubborn judges at the school. (Via Daily Dot.)

VIDEO In case you were transfixed by the Exploding Whale Guts GIF, here's the source, in HD. That's right! A shower of cetacean intestines in HD.