Anoka County Engineer Doug Fischer said he knew he was no longer an athlete the day he pulled a muscle changing one of his kids' diapers. But Fischer -- a former Iowa State linebacker, who grew up in the shadows of the Pro Football Hall of Fame and was given a football by hospital personnel at birth -- has a great football story he loves to tell.
It was late December 1978. Fischer, who attended the same Canton, Ohio, high school as Vikings great and Minnesota Supreme Court Justice Alan Page, was a junior who dreamed of playing for Ohio State. His older brother, Mark, then a senior, was being recruited and would ultimately sign with Notre Dame, but knowing Doug's obsession with Ohio State, he agreed to let legendary Ohio State coach Woody Hayes make a recruiting trip to the Fischer home.
Then, just days before the scheduled visit, came a fateful Gator Bowl game between Hayes' team and Clemson. Near the end of the contest, a Clemson defender intercepted a pass and ran out of bounds by the Buckeyes' bench, clinching his team's 17-15 victory. With a national TV audience watching in disbelief, an enraged Hayes punched the defender in the throat.
Hayes, who was fired the next day, had been scheduled to visit the Fischer home the following Monday.
"He's still coming for dinner, isn't he?" Doug Fischer recalls asking his family. No, he wasn't.
"Woody was the great recruiter," Fischer, 48, said recently. "He never recruited players. He recruited players' mothers. He would come in a house and almost ignore the player and gush over Mom's apple pie."
With Hayes and his bigger-than-life presence gone, Fischer eventually eliminated Ohio State from his college wish list. He says he was offered a scholarship to Notre Dame but wanted to shed the image of being "Mark's little brother."
He was courted by Michigan State and the University of Miami (Fla.), too, but Fischer chose Iowa State because, he said, it offered the best engineering program of the football schools he considered. The man who oversees maintenance of Anoka County roads during winter's frigid, blinding snowstorms got his start in engineering as an Iowa State Cyclone.