Now we know what put Elvis down on the tiles: too much of what your older relatives might call a hinder-binder.

So says his personal physician, Dr. Nick:

There's a pal. Thirty years later, and he's helping to keep Elvis' name fresh in the public mind. Just to remind you that there might be a reason Dr. Nick is blaming a balky innards:

I'm not saying Dr. Nick is trying to shift the blame or get everyone to look at him, but he does have a new book out, and what better way to grab a modern headline than telling the world the King couldn't move the mail? As long as we mention the name of the book!

Which we won't.