Elvis' Cause of Death Revealed

Irregularity.

May 7, 2010 at 3:03PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
Almost any caption would be suggestive, so, no
Almost any caption would be suggestive, so, no (The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Now we know what put Elvis down on the tiles: too much of what your older relatives might call a hinder-binder.

So says his personal physician, Dr. Nick:

There's a pal. Thirty years later, and he's helping to keep Elvis' name fresh in the public mind. Just to remind you that there might be a reason Dr. Nick is blaming a balky innards:

I'm not saying Dr. Nick is trying to shift the blame or get everyone to look at him, but he does have a new book out, and what better way to grab a modern headline than telling the world the King couldn't move the mail? As long as we mention the name of the book!

Which we won't.

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