These are dark, cold, days for sports fans. The hockey and basketball seasons grind on, most of the games proving by the next week to have been meaningless, green grass is a cynical rumor, baseball is miles and months away, football is in rare repose, and even when a pandemic isn't threatening us we huddle in our houses, sheltering from the cold.
Better times are ahead, and in sports as well as life, better times require health and normalcy.
Today, let's dream of those times and what could make this an uncommon sports year for each major Minnesota sports team:
Vikings: Danielle Hunter and Michael Pierce return and give the Vikings defense the pass rusher and run stopper they need.
With no other upgrades, these two could vault the Vikings from seven to 10-ish victories and into the playoffs, and watching Hunter develop into an all-world defensive end has been one of the great thrills of watching the Vikings the past five years.
Wild: Kirill Kaprizov and Kevin Fiala become scoring stars.
If you're not a diehard hockey fan who appreciates 2-1 games in which all of the goals scored banked off someone's shin pad, the Wild has generally provided a boring, mediocre product for most of its existence. Kaprizov and Fiala have the skills to make the Wild thrilling, but they have yet to begin scoring goals the way they should.
If they get hot, the Wild could be more entertaining than at any point in their history.
Twins: Byron Buxton stays healthy.
Yes, he's invaluable during the regular season, and has missed far too many games, but the Twins have reached a point where they are going to be judged by postseason performances, and Buxton has managed just six plate appearances in the past two postseasons.
With a deadened ball, his speed could become even more important, and he is the rare player who is capable of winning a game with his bat, arm or legs. He's also the Twins' most exciting player when healthy and, if healthy, could combine with Andrelton Simmons to reprise Kirby Puckett and Greg Gagne's brilliant up-the-middle fielding.
Timberwolves: A peaceful year for Karl-Anthony Towns.
He lost his mother and a slew of relatives to COVID. He contracted COVID. He played in Charlotte on Friday after the Hornets had an outbreak of COVID. Here's hoping we reach a point soon where he won't have to worry about taking the court.
Gophers women's basketball: Lindsay Whalen isn't just one of the greatest athletes in Minnesota history, she's one of the best role models. Winning at her alma mater would keep her voice at the forefront of social justice issues.
Gophers volleyball: Hugh McCutcheon has done just about everything in the sport other than win a national championship. So ... how about a national championship, to reward one of the best-run teams in town and one of the best gameday experiences (in better times)?
Lynx: Another trip to the WNBA Finals. The Lynx have lost Whalen, Maya Moore, Seimone Augustus and Rebekkah Brunson. Rebuilding is in order. Instead, the Lynx made the league's semifinals last year before losing to eventual champion Seattle and are currently having one of the best offseasons in the sport.
Gophers men's basketball: Health in the NCAA tournament.
In 2017, the Gophers were a No. 5 seed, but Nate Mason, the team's star point guard, was bothered by a hip injury and managed just five points in a first-round loss to Middle Tennessee State.
In 2019, the Gophers won their first-round game against national power Louisville, but star forward Jordan Murphy's back injury limited him to four minutes and zero points against Michigan State in a 70-50 second-round loss.
I want to see Marcus Carr healthy and at his best in this year's tournament.
3M Open: Less Cheatin' Pat Reed, more Bryson DeChambeau, Matthew Wolff and Collin Morikawa.
Saints: The right blend of fun, dynamic baseball in a wonderful ballpark.
Gopher men's and women's hockey: The return of crowds. Other sports can seem fine without crowds. Not hockey.
Loons: More Emanuel Reynoso. Lots more.