It takes three to five years to accurately judge a draft pick. It's also unfair to critique a team's draft class until we see what happens when (if?) the NFL's free agency and trading periods open.
But what else are we going to do now that America's most popular and profitable sport has returned its fast-paced game to the slow lane that is the U.S. legal system? Let's roll:
'Seriously?' award: The 49ers had their pick of all but one quarterback at No. 7. They passed, watched five QBs fly off the board and then took Nevada's Colin Kaepernick at No. 36. Then new coach Jim Harbaugh reached out in an attempt to reconnect the franchise with free agent Alex Smith, the team's former No. 1 overall bust. "If I'm a betting man, then I'm betting on Alex Smith," Harbaugh said. Somewhere, Mike Nolan and Mike Singletary were smiling.
Role Reversal award: Strange three days in the AFC East. Needing quarterbacks, the Bills and Dolphins passed a combined 15 times. Set at quarterback, the Patriots and Jets took Arkansas' Ryan Mallett (third round) and Alabama's Greg McElroy (seventh), respectively. So as the Patriots begin developing who they think might be the next Tom Brady (active: reigning MVP), the Dolphins and Bills will keep right on looking for the next Dan Marino (retired: 1999) and Jim Kelly (retired: 1996).
Worst Plan B award: Surely, the Redskins have a free agent quarterback targeted or a trade in mind after giving up the 10th pick when they could have selected Missouri quarterback Blaine Gabbert. But rumor has it they might just go with John Beck after they dump Donovan McNabb. Yes, the same John Beck who's 0-4 as a starter and with his third team since people were calling him the next Kurt Warner back in 2007.
Biggest Pick award (literally): If you haven't seen photos of the 245th overall pick, please Google Michael Jasper of Division II Bethel University in McKenzie, Tenn. Even Mel Kiper Jr. didn't have him listed as a prospect. But Jasper, a prospective nose tackle, played last season at 6-4, 430 pounds. And, no, that's not a typo. He's down to 375 now. "He's drying up to nothing," said Bills general manager Buddy Nix.
Quote of the Draft award: "Good luck beating that football team," Kiper said after the Packers added Kentucky receiver Randall Cobb (64th overall) to Aaron Rodgers' arsenal.
Advil award: How good do you think Bengals coach Marvin Lewis feels now? In a span of 31 picks, he eliminated two migraines. He picked Georgia wide receiver A.J. Green (fourth overall) so he can dump Chad Ochocinco. Then he picked TCU quarterback Andy Dalton (35th) so he can tell Carson Palmer not to let the door him in the backside on the way out of town.